


Twas the Night, Ohtori Style!

by phoenixstar3



Category: Utena
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2001-12-24
Updated: 2001-12-24
Packaged: 2013-05-05 19:52:24
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 592
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/511288/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/101652/phoenixstar3
Summary: It's the Night before Christmas, Ohtori Style! Completely nonsensical I wrote this last year before I had an inkling of who exactly certain characters are. So it doesn't make sense due to that but I still think it's funny!





	Twas the Night, Ohtori Style!

Twas the night before Christmas  
And all through Otori  
Not a creature was stirring  
Except for in this story  
The Stockings were hung by the chimney with care  
In hopes that Saint Dios soon would be there  
  
The Duelists were nestled  
all snug in their beds  
While visions of the Rose Bride  
danced in their heads  
  
And Anthy in a nightie  
And Akio in not even a cap  
Had just settled down  
for nothing close to a nap  
  
When out in the arena   
there arose such a clatter  
Akio sprang from his position  
to see what was the matter  
Away to the arena  
He flew like a flash  
Charged up the stairs  
Faster than a dash  
  
The moon on the faces of the roses new-bloomed  
Made the arena seem lusher than even Akio's room  
When what to his wondering eyes should appear  
But the outline of a god which wasn't very clear  
With a stature so slim, a deameanor so small  
He knew at once it was Dios about to fall  
  
More rapid than eagles, Akio leapt to his aid  
And he spoke softly, knowing he had it made  
"Are you all right? You must be hurt at least a little."  
Dios should've known never to trust a man  
With naught but a sheet around his middle  
  
As rose petals that after a duel is won fly  
Akio swept Dios away  
To "the" car with a sway  
Into the passenger side Dios went  
With Akio driving  
Oh he would be spent  
  
And then in a twinkling   
Dios was without clothes  
The outfit was gone  
You know how the rest goes  
  
As Dios drew in a breath at the shock of his bare skin  
Akio let out a laugh, slightly drowned out by the engine's din  
  
Akio wasn't dressed either, slick and sexy from head to toe  
And he whispered to the boy-god "for you, I'll go slow"  
A bundle of sex toys he brought out from the back  
As he parked the car with skill others lacked  
  
His eyes-how they sparkled! At the prospect so naughty  
His cheekbones, up high, like another part of his body  
His naughty little mouth drawn up in a smirk  
And before they could turn around they heard "you jerk!"  
  
And rose petals encircled Anthy like a vine  
"How dare you touch Dios! You should know he's mine!"  
And Akio stepped back, he didn't think to fear  
"But Anthy, I thought I was your Ouji-sama, my dear"  
  
She took one look at her brother   
and at the boy she held dear  
And realised realised the two   
Should never be near  
And with the raising of her hand   
And a tilt of her head  
Gave Akio to know  
He had everything to dread  
  
She spoke not a word  
But went straight to her work  
Made meatloaf out of Akio  
And turned with a jerk  
"Dios my dear, you are now mine to keep"  
"Now Anthy" he said   
"lets give presents while the Duelists sleep"  
  
They sprang to Otori and thus the stockings were stuffed  
The swords were all polished, and shoes were buffed  
And then they were gone in the blink of an eye  
To Anthy's bedroom, for some sleep by and by  
But they were heard to say as they ran out of sight  
"Happy Holidays to all and to all a good night." 


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